Sunday, June 27, 2010
Saturday Satire : The Honeymoon
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird."
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"Tolio? Surely you mean polio?" she asked.
"No, it was tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
When the groom took off his trousers, his bride once again asked "What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"Kneasles? Surely you mean measles?" she asked.
"No, it was kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
Although she thought it was odd, the new bride just had to be satisfied with his answer.
As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underpants.
"Don't tell me," she said.
"Let me see if I can get this one right for myself... errmmm.... smallcox?"
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird."
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"Tolio? Surely you mean polio?" she asked.
"No, it was tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
When the groom took off his trousers, his bride once again asked "What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"Kneasles? Surely you mean measles?" she asked.
"No, it was kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
Although she thought it was odd, the new bride just had to be satisfied with his answer.
As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underpants.
"Don't tell me," she said.
"Let me see if I can get this one right for myself... errmmm.... smallcox?"
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