Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot
The Indian man said to the American
'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.'
We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...
I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'
The American said
" Talking about love marriages...I'll tell you my story ...
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years
After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married
her so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother
More problems occurred when I had a son.
My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle
Situations turned worse when my father had a son.
Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson
And you say you have family problems...
The Indian fainted…
The answer given to me from folks in UK and USA : Gaper clams or Geoducks
